Monday, December 7, 2015

various beauties

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Penny's scuba class in the pool 
 Xmas lights on the palm trees
A flower worn on the right side means I'm available. On the left, not so much.
Frangipani.

another dreadful crowded beach

Your intrepid explorers set out at 9 a.m. for Barking Sands Beach on the west coast, until we realized from the guidebook that it's no longer accessible because of U.S. military installations. (The US military is the biggest employer on this island.) So we went a bit further and found Polihale State Park, the only downside being nearly 5 miles of deeply rutted dirt road - a long slow drive - to get there. Which may explain why this incredible beach was nearly deserted. Also impossible to swim, the current was so strong. There were two amazing surfers. And us mermaids.
looking one way
looking straight on
mermaid #1
#2
looking the other way
 A magnificent old monkey pod on the way out, with the mountains in the background
The nightmare road. But we made it. Explored the little town of Hanapepe on the way back - a bookstore! We fell on it like starving wolves. And now Penny is in the pool having a scuba lesson.

Gruelling.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Vitamin G for green

The internet is iffy here, but it seems to be working now so here goes.

Sigh. Paradise.

Okay, I guess I should be more specific. This is a beautiful island, so incredibly lush, endless wild tangles of forest and bush everywhere, and lurking around every corner, a mountain, a waterfall, a fabulous sandy beach with fierce breakers, dotted with surfers. And in the middle of all this, somehow, are Penny and I.

Yesterday,  as per the last batch of photos, the Allerton Gardens, with a guide. The tour was too expensive with tons of filler chat, but still, Pen and I were glad to learn so much about local plants. Here are some of the trees we saw: African tulip tree, monkey pod tree, breadfruit tree, ladyfinger palms, African sausage tree, flame ginger tree, mesquite, eucalyptus, frangipani, the mother-in-law plant and the elephant ear plant, the African spider lily, skunk tree, paper bark tree, and dragon's blood tree (that bleeds a powerful red used as dye). We saw braintree nuts that look like little brains, and we tasted breadfruit. He told us about the "30 canoe plants" that were not native to Hawaii, brought by canoe from Polynesia. He told us that bananas do not grow on trees but on leaves. And that "things just grow here." Where you live, you have planting seasons, he said; here, you just stick something in the ground and it grows and never stops, and in fact, many plants are "epiphyte" and grow on rocks or other trees without even soil. We learned that there are 300 types of mango trees and some islanders won't travel during mango season because they're so delicious (June and July - and I'm with them.) We marvelled to see our usual sad little houseplants - wandering Jew, schefflera and philodendron, for example - everywhere, only vast, with humungous mutant acid green leaves.

On the way back, the guide and the driver talked about the humpback whales that come at this time of year to calve and to mate; the driver had seen a pod of eight a few days before. "Have you ever seen a leatherback turtle?" the driver asked. "It's the size of a Volkswagon."

So it was a learning experience. We also saw a black-headed night heron and a Java sparrow with a bright red face. It was worth the price of entry just to learn all those exotic names.

We drove to the small town of Koloa, nearby, to look around and to shop for groceries. (Click to enlarge.)
 Santa in Koloa
The Koloa bus stop, with its welcome array of seating. Note the rooster and hen, as ubiquitous on this island as cows in India. And they're always crossing the road. One asks oneself: Why?

That night, we made a simple supper of fish and salad. At dusk, there's a marvellous show - hundreds of bright green parrots flock squawking right past our balcony to settle for the night in the palm trees just to the left. Every night, now, we watch the sunset and the parrots - I call it the commuter parrot show, as they're like commuters, rushing home to find a convenient palm tree branch before it's too late. But the sunset is pretty good too.
Today we drove to the east side of the island, to see two waterfalls:
This is Wailua Falls. Penny chatted with an elderly Czech painter there who has lived here for 40 years and says the Hawaiian people are disappearing. We'd wondered about that; there are so many Americans and Filippinos - where are the Hawaiians?

Penny the intrepid guide found us the most perfect spot for our picnic snack -
 Eucalyptus have the most beautiful coloured bark
the view from our picnic table
Penny viewing the view...

and then to hike inland. Green! Vitamin G overdose! Incredible trees and plants, the smell of damp earth - it rained twice today, this morning very hard - and growing things. Most spectacular are the monkey pod trees that cover the sky, these ones with enormous tendrils of philodendron growing up their trunks.
A canopy of monkey pod trees.

On our way back, we found a gorgeous though terribly overcrowded beach and went for a walk,
and later found another for a swim. We went back to Koloa, had a late lunch, (me blackened mahi mahi, Penny a papaya salad), got more groceries, including macadamia nuts and macadamia cookies - another local speciality. Came home to swim, sit around, watch the parrot commuter show, and now to make another simple supper. My God, it's tough, it's gruelling, but someone's got to do it.

The parrot trees, full of parrots, amid the tiki torches which are lit every evening. As I said - gruelling.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

botanical gardens

Today, we visited the National Tropical Botanical Gardens, specifically the Allerton Garden which is part of it. Lots of interesting plants. I have notes which I will share when there's time. But in the meantime, pictures. Click to enlarge.
 The view from our balcony, one way.
Orchids
 Our tour group - two Canadians from Winnipeg, Penny and our guide.
 Allerton was a very wealthy man who created a fancy and very interesting garden with fountains and sculptures. Here's Penny with a mermaid.
 The most important bush in the world - cacao!
 That's a cacao pod! Be still my beating heart.
The Georgie O'Keefe/Emily Carr roots of the banyan trees
ribbons of root - fantastic
 Penny and I nestled in the banyan. Jurassic Park was shot on this island and these trees were featured.
A typical hideous little cove on the south coast

internet problems

7.45 a.m.: the sound of the ocean and many birds, a cup of coffee on the lanai, and thou - my blog readers. There is an internet problem here; yesterday we spent ages on the phone with a nice young man who seemed to offer a solution, but today I am receiving emails but can't send and Penny has no connection at all. She has just declared that she's going to try living for a week without the internet. And though not as daring, I may try something similar - that is, only finding a way to reply to emails in an emergency. Otherwise, trying to disconnect. AAAAHG! Already missing you, my correspondents, missing our bond. But if you don't hear from me, you'll know why. I will keep posting blogs, if possible, but not emailing.

Now, testing to see if this goes out into the world.

PS A few hours later, pay no attention to that resolution WHATSOEVER. Haven't we been down this road before? An addict is an addict, and I am one.