http://49thshelf.com/Blog/2014/12/04/Beth-Kaplan-On-Coming-of-Age-Memoirs
It's nice to see that little effort in print, because I've just received word from my publisher about my two fabulous spectacularly popular best-selling books. His report on the on-line sales in the year to date: All My Loving has sold 74 copies, True to Life 38.
That's not including, of course, the vast number of sales at the book launch and from home. With my best marketing efforts - including recently hiring a publicist for a month, at a cost of $800 - 74 and 38.
Well, it could make me sad but it won't. I am now working on a children's nonsense rhyme picture book that will unquestionably make me rich and famous. I'll tell you about it later. After I dab away my tears.
Joking.
Kind of.
Joking.
Kind of.
A lovely piece, Beth. I loved My Turquoise Years, a good companion in a way to your own book. And just keep writing. Book sales are a weird mystery at the best of the times...
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Thanks, Theresa - and yes, I will - but sometimes, the tiny thought enters, why the hell...? Because that's what we do. I know.
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