And then I found out that a student from last term at Ryerson has a beautiful, very moving piece in today's Globe. Brava, Vivian.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/first-person/article-watching-my-brother-die-made-me-a-better-doctor/
There are at least three things I should go to tonight - an all-candidates meeting, something delicious at the Toronto Reference Library, the launch of "Best Canadian Essays 2018." But I don't want to leave this kitchen and this chair. So I won't.
E. B. is at his best when he writes about his famous dachshund Fred. Here he is, with more Fred tomorrow:
November 1940
There is a book out
called Dog Training Made Easy and it
was sent to me the other day by the publisher, who rightly guessed that it
would catch my eye. I like to read books on dog training. Being the owner of
dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor.
Every sentence is a riot. Some day, if I ever get the chance, I shall write a
book, or warning, on the character and temperament of the Dachshund and why he
can’t be trained and shouldn’t be. I would rather train a striped zebra to
balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command.
For a number of years past I have been agreeably encumbered by a very large and
dissolute dachshund named Fred. Of all the dogs whom I have served I’ve never
known one who understood so much of what I say or held it in such deep
contempt. When I address Fred I never have to raise either my voice or my
hopes. He even disobeys me when I instruct him in something that he wants to
do. And when I answer his peremptory scratch at the door and hold the door open
for him to walk through, he stops in the middle and lights a cigarette, just to
hold me up.
April 1941
Whenever I tell about
spring, or any delights that I experience, or the pleasant country, I think of
a conversation I had with a friend in the city shortly before I left. “I
trust,” he said with an ugly leer, “that you will spare the reading public your
little adventures in contentment.”
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