Elmore Leonard, Modern Prose Master, Noted For His Terse Prose Style And For Writing About Things Perfectly And Succinctly With A Remarkable Economy Of Words, Unfortunately And Sadly Expired This Gloomy Tuesday At The Age Of 87 Years Old

Can't manage to upload the link, but please copy, paste and open this. It's a hilarious article from the Onion about the death of the great Elmore Leonard.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/elmore-leonard-modern-prose-master-noted-for-his-t,33559/