Travoltifying

8 a.m., bleak and cold, horrifying news from Ukraine - take us back to the Cold War, Mr. Putin, please!  In the understatement of the century, our pathetic mayor apparently told Jimmy Kimmel last night that he was "not elected to be perfect."

Hollow laugh time.

But I'm actually laughing at the speed of our hyper-connected world. Presenting at the Oscars, John Travolta called singer Idina Menzel "Adele Dazeem." And now you can Travoltify your own name. Mine is "Brett Wailson," LOL. We take our laughs where we can in February. No, it's March. Whatever.

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/low_concept/2014/03/john_travolta_called_idina_menzel_adele_dazeem_what_s_your_travolta_name.html 

Now You Can Generate Your Own Travoltified Name, Like "Adele Dazeem"

slate.com

When John Travolta called Idina Menzel "Adele Dazeem" at the Oscars, he created a new standard for superstardom: You're no one until...